I'm Not Crazy

Holiday Cheer My Arse!

2010-01-05T09:12:53Z

Why is it that my computer always gets infected with a virus during the holiday season?

Just got my computer back from a relative who fixed it for me, after a week of deprevation from my own computer. Although my computer repair only cost me $9 worth of peaches, so that is at least a postive thing also my computer is in a lot better condition than the last time I got it fixed.

daashi_dai @ 2009-12-31T03:41:00

2009-12-30T16:41:17Z

I found this on YouTube. It is the VidClip for the Doug Anthony AllStars song "I Want To Spill The Blood of A Hippie".

My Old Fics

2009-12-27T15:34:30Z

Updated Sat 2nd Jan, 2010

I have just found some of my oldest fiction pieces that I ever posted on the net. They are DAAS/Aus Comedy, the first ever fandom that I ever gotten into fanfiction and slash. Now I must warn you that these were written well over 10 years ago, back when I was in high school, around 98-99. These stories were posrted under my old penname of DaasBuffy.

Goldilocks and The Three Dougs
(warning: may be a little weird)
- Part One - Part Two - Part Three -

Teaser
(yes even back then I teased people with no promises to deliver)
Ultitled
- Part One -

Happy Fucking Birthday
A Shoulder To Cry On (sequel to Happy Fucking Birthday)
Must Have Been A Top Night (sequel to A Shoulder To Cry On)

WTS (Where's The Smut)
Where's The Smut II

The Pertending Series
First Trilogy
It's Too Easy To Pretend
It's Too Hard To Pretend
I Can Only Watch Them Pretend
Second Trilogy
I Can No Longer Pretend
I No Longer Have To Pretend
The Pretending Is Over
Third Trilogy
Why Did I Want To Pretend
I Wish I Could Still Pretend
Do I Have To Pretend? (Version 1)
Do I Have To Pretend? (Version 2)
(please note that the thrid trilogy has four parts because I wrote two different versions of "Do I Have To Pretend?" and couldn't decide which one to post, so I posted both)

Living A Lie
- Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four -
The Lie Is Over (sequel to Living A Lie)
- Part One - Part Two - Part Three -

Valentine's Day Sucks
- Part One - Part Two - Part Three -

And To Think The Day Started Off Good
- Part One - Part Two -

The True Reason
- Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four -
(please note that Part Four Is actually a decoy, this story was never finished, this story has a little interesting story as to how it came into being if you want to know just ask)

I Am Having One Of Those Days

2009-09-18T05:18:12Z

I am having one of those days, the only problem, it started at the beginning of the month.

It seems like everything I look at, breaks down. My computer had a minor meltdown as a result of a blackout and as soon as I got my computer back, my 360 decides to quit on me!

Good thing I am too short to change the lightbulbs, I'll probably break thm before I finish screwing them in.

So Utterly P***ed

2009-09-15T07:21:46Z

I am so uttle PO'ed. I had to get my computer repaired and I finally managed to hook it up properly and several things were deleted that I knew was not the problem.

Several application have been deleted meaning quite a few of my programs won't run now. And they replaced my IE version 7 with IE version 5 or 6. So I am currently taking stock of what is exactly missing and what I will have to do to restore my computer pre-crash.

Stolen Eggs

2009-09-14T03:40:58Z

Untitled Teaser

2009-06-28T14:22:02Z

Man, I don't know what is worse, staring at a blank page or at a blank computer screen. I have this totally awesome fic going on in my head inspired by the latest RAW. But is doesn't want to come out to play. And I have this strange feeling that Randy Orton is going to be shelfed by injury after The Bash.

This is what I've managed so far.

Title: (none as of yet)
Author: Daashi aka daashi_dai
Fandom: Pro-Wrestling (WWE)
Pairing: (none yet but planning Randy Orton/John Cena and maybe some Cody Rhodes/Ted DiBiase Jnr in the background)
Rating: The story will probably be 18+ (or whatever the legal age is for the reader in their place of residence), but this piece is just 13+.

Triple H walked away from the soon-to-be former champion and the camera crew followed him, everyone leaving Randy Orton grimacing and grunting in pain on the ground of the parking lot, not 3 feet away from his rental. Out of nowhere Rhodes and DiBiase appeared right beside Orton.

“Didn’t Vince kick you two out?” Randy grunted out. Cody and Ted decided not to comment on that.

“Come on man lets get you to the hotel.” Cody said has he started to help Randy to his feet.

Ted took Randy’s gear and packed it into the trunk of the rental while Cody manoeuvred the champion into the passenger seat. Randy passed a piece of paper to Ted before he managed to get into the back seat.

“If you are planning on letting Cody drive you’ll need to give him directions.” Orton’s words were slurred with pain and fatigue but still managed to give Ted a shit-eating grin.

“Go to hell,” was the retort from Rhodes, but all three knew it lacked heat.

“Never know with you driving,” Orton retored.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well everyone. Should I keep going with this?

Mass Deletion

2009-06-25T09:48:50Z

I have conducted a mass deletion of my posts.

Just sorting through the junk.

There are still a couple of posts left. Hopefully I'll keep up with the posting now.

I am working on getting back into writing so hopefully over the next week or 2 you might see something from me. Or maybe not.

Writing Exercise

2008-04-28T10:51:16Z

This is a survey that I have seen in several fandoms throughout the years. It is also something I saw once as a writing example, to get into the character's head to help with their charactisation.

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Name:
Sex:
Age:
Home:
Height:
Eyes:
Hair:
Favourite Smell:
Worst feeling in the world:
Best feeling in the world:
What is the first thing you thought of when you woke this morning?
Favourite Food(s):
Things to do on the weekends:
Do you get along with your parents?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
If you could have any kind of pet, what would it be?
If you could be any type of animal, what would it be?
If you could meet anyone dead or alive, who would it be?
What is your sign?
GUYS - If a girl asked for the shirt off your back, would you give it too her?
GIRLS - Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt?
What is your occupation?
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?
If you could make your hair any colour, what would it be?
What is on the walls in your room?
Is the glass half-empty or half-full?
Are you a right-handed, left-handed or ambidextrous?
What's under your bed?
Who are you envious of?
What is the best gift you have ever received?
What is the worst gift you have ever received?
Name one person you would call a friend?
Name one person you would call an enemy?
Do you like guys, girls or both?
Are you a virgin?
Have you ever been in love?
Describe your dream wedding:
What is your favourite sexual position?
Who is the one person you would take to bed and why?
Name someone you have a crush on?
Does this person know?
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you:

Hello

2008-02-27T17:12:19Z

Hello everyone. After years of procrastination I have finally set up a LiveJournal account.

This will be my blog, notepad, notice board and anything else I can turn this into.

Postings from here in will mainly be my fanfic, I have started to write again after a dry spell that started in about 2001 - 2002.